sure man I'm kidding!!!
this question is like: PLEEAAASSEEEE I'M TRASH METAL GUITARIST. PLEAAASSSEEEEE GIVE ME SOME TRASH METAL GUITAR!!!! AND SOME TRASH-METAL AMPLIFIER!!!! ehehehehehehe
my bro. I understand you want fast results, but there is no such thing. The tool is not so important but the METHODS!!!! so first look for the METHODS!
if you want those crazy leads we all hear in the best dark-psy production first you have to learn Where they come from. ALL OF THEM come from some OSC (oscilators) than are modulated by some LFO (you can modulate the cutoff, the resonance, the pitch or some totally diferent aspect) and than you can still apply firther modification to the sound created; gate effects, disharmonic apregios, distortion, chorus, flangers.. wow... ITS A WHOLE NEW GALAXY! so bro, instead of trying to get to the center of this galaxy inmeditely, try to enjoy the long ride it takes to get there...
And You'll DEFENITELY LEARN!
luck
